Wednesday, 15 April 2009

The secret to long life

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn ' t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"

"I smoke ten cigars a day,"
she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don ' t exercise at all."

"That is absolutely amazing!

How old are you?"

she replied.